The Joke Has No Jurisdiction
Liquid Death got sued on August 24 over two words on the front of a can. The teardown graded the brand straight A's and named the wrong risk. Your voice and your claims live in two different jurisdictions.
21 Sep 2026Crisis Response
When the reviews turn, the formula changes, or a famous name cannot sell the second can. What you post in the first 48 hours.
Three days apart
Listen to this episode of Social Media Train Wrecks, then use the piece below. The shirts were supposed to go on sale today. WEGO, the Japanese street fashion chain, announced a My Hero Academia collaboration on September 7. Newly drawn art of Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugo, Ochaco Uraraka, Shoto Todoroki,
18 Sep 2026
Sonos Fixed the App, Then Never Mentioned It
Every writeup read the biggest repositioning in Sonos history as an apology for the 2024 app disaster. The release never mentions it once. The order of operations is the lesson, and it is not the one I gave on the show. Plus the post, the still and a five shot video.
15 Sep 2026